tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-288865084507122118.post4063576155615876903..comments2023-12-14T05:45:42.823-08:00Comments on Eddie's Humorously Titled Blog: Rob Da Bank: Genius.eddiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07692999648797886927noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-288865084507122118.post-64343167549295261772011-09-13T17:47:23.784-07:002011-09-13T17:47:23.784-07:00Katie B can fuck RIGHT off!
Flava Flav's book...Katie B can fuck RIGHT off!<br /><br />Flava Flav's book is available on Amazon for £18.69, but if you want to you can just go to a Public Enemy show and he will just throw one at your face. This version will of course be signed which along with whatever damage it sustains from being launched at your face, will significantly decrease resale value... For more info on Flava Flav, follow him on twitter, where he sporadically retweets every fifth word Chuck D says.<br /><br />Zane Lowe will be curating his own version of Bestival next weekend, where he will DJ every stage all the time through a strategically deployed assemblage of clones (Zlones), whilst hiring Zane Lowe impersonators to act as the audience. The final ceremony will begin with a fireworks set up by small Zane Lowe "Zoompa loowpas (biproducts of gradually deteriorating genetic material in the Zloning process), and is set to include a performance from the National Ballet for some reason (feat: Zane Lowe), and a traditional New Zealand Haka, performed by 30 Zane Lowe special rugby-edition zlones dressed in all-blacks kit. This will continue each subsequent weekend until one Zane Lowe develops self-awareness and utters the phrase "you know what? Zane Lowe's playing an awful lot this weekend..." at which point they will fall to infighting and be harvested by the Islanders for meat.<br /><br />Blinding weekend mate!Joblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02271307888531780306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-288865084507122118.post-19759755642583363512011-09-13T17:43:28.835-07:002011-09-13T17:43:28.835-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Joblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02271307888531780306noreply@blogger.com